Go Blue!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by ShakeDown, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. ShakeDown

    ShakeDown OGF Staff Staff Member Admin

    Columbus, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder
    of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
     
  2. I think the AP is stealing from the site!! This was posted last year word for word only about the Browns!!
     

  3. ShakeDown

    ShakeDown OGF Staff Staff Member Admin

    Hah...figures it's a re-gurge. I got it in an email today. I bet that's passed around about every football team.
     
  4. katfish

    katfish Cats are where it's at!

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  5. I love to see Michigan get beat. But it sucks for the Big 10.