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> THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES
> Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
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> Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
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> Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a
bit
> far!]
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> Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a guy!]
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> Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
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> Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better
than
> a fair trial!]
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> War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
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> If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
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> Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
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> Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to
> something!]
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> Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than
duct
> tape?!]
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> Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery
> charge!]
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> New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough
> the first time?!]
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> Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [that what he gets for eating
> those beans!]
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> Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [definitely worthy of a headline!]
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> Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [that was really giving of
> himself!]
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> Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over
> again!]
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> Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!]
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> And the winner is....
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> Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly hope so!]
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