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Funny news headlines

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Lewis, May 28, 2004.

  1. Lewis

    Lewis ORIGINAL TEAM OGF

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    > THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES
    > Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [imagine that!]
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    > Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [no, really?]
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    > Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [now that's taking things a
    bit
    > far!]
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    > Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [not if I wipe thoroughly!]
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    > Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [ what a guy!]
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    > Miners Refuse to Work after Death [no-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]
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    > Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [see if that works any better
    than
    > a fair trial!]
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    > War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!]
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    > If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [you think?!]
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    > Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [who would have thought!]
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    > Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [they may be on to
    > something!]
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    > Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [you mean there's something stronger than
    duct
    > tape?!]
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    > Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery
    > charge!]
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    > New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [weren't they fat enough
    > the first time?!]
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    > Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [that what he gets for eating
    > those beans!]
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    > Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [definitely worthy of a headline!]
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    > Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy [that was really giving of
    > himself!]
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    > Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over
    > again!]
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    > Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [boy, are they tall!]
    >
    > And the winner is....
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    > Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [I certainly hope so!]
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  2. catking

    catking Banned

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