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Fun at the office!!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, May 25, 2004.

  1. Worm Drowner

    Worm Drowner Banned

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    Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two
    or three colleagues and agree to play the Office
    Game which awards points as follows:

    ONE POINT
    Run one lap around the office at top speed.

    Walk sideways to the photocopier.

    Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

    When they're not looking, pour most of someone's
    fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with
    an inch of brew.

    Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

    Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave
    your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right
    now. Bye."

    To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your
    hands over your ears and grimace.

    While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every
    time the doors open.

    THREE-POINTS

    Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask
    "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat
    it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.

    Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly
    from the nozzle.

    Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    FIVE POINTS

    At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once,
    it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the
    national anthem (extra points if you actually launch
    into it yourself).

    Walk into a very busy person's office and while
    they watch you with growing irritation, turn the
    light switch on/off 10 times.

    For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.

    Announce to everyone in a meeting that you
    "really have to go do number two".

    After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad
    Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your
    desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

    While an office mate is out, move their chair
    into the elevator.

    In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your
    forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all
    of you just shut up!"

    In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I
    look in tights".

    Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask
    "You wanna trade?"

    Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the
    same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now"

    Come to work in army fatigues and when asked
    why, say, "I can't talk about it"

    Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.)
    during a very important conference call.
     
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  2. Ducknut

    Ducknut Duck Enemy #1

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    Page yourself over the intercom, and dont hide your voice.