For All You Michigan Fans

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by BiteMyLine, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. BiteMyLine

    BiteMyLine Just One More Cast

    Twas the night before game time,And all round the shoe,
    Not a creature was sleeping,They were screaming Beat Blue!
    The banners were hung by the lamp posts with care
    In hopes that St. Todd would find Robiskie through the air.
    Drunken and crazy and burning their beds,
    While visions of kick off danced through their heads.
    When all of the sudden there arose such a clatter,
    I sprang from the keg to see what was the matter.
    When there in the sky, in a Coupe Deville sleigh,
    Was Woody Hayes decked out in scarlet and gray.
    He looked on the crowd that was gathered around,
    And said the he heard that a game was in town.
    I came here to watch it, and wish you good luck,
    Though its not like you need it, cause Michigan SUCKS!!!!
  2. zachtrouter

    zachtrouter FISHAHOLIC

    We will see come saturday chief. Dont get to excited quite yet. Even though the game doesnt mean anything as far as the national championship goes it will still be nice when Michigan beats the hell out of the buckeyes.

  3. Hook N Book

    Hook N Book The Original Hot Rod Staff Member

    Dude, the game is at the "Big House"...! :D

    BTW...It's 9:42 and the Big 10 still Sucks...! :D
  4. krustydawg

    krustydawg KrustyDawg

    I wonder if Henne and Hart will be able to play this weekend :confused: You think LLLOYD was looking ahead to this weekend by pulling Henne and keeping Hart on the sidelines ? What a candy a$$ !
  5. KaGee

    KaGee Monkeywrench Staff Member

    I wouldn't be chest thumping after the way both teams played on Saturday. OSU was abysmal.
  6. KaGee

    KaGee Monkeywrench Staff Member

    Was up in Ann Arbor last week on business. According to the rumor mill, It's pretty much been decided that Carr is gone regardless of the final games outcome. Look for Lloyd to "retire" after the season is over. Look for U of M to go coach shopping outside the current regime in search of a new direction.
  7. I don't know what type of contract Les Miles is in at LSU, but I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to slide into the job at Michigan...
  8. zachtrouter

    zachtrouter FISHAHOLIC

    Hoss your right Les Miles will be the Michigan coach next season! After the first game of the season I think it was already in the books that Carr was gone after the season. He cant win bowl games and he cant beat Tressel so it will be nice when he leaves Michigan with one win against the buckeyes.
  9. Beating Michigan ...

    So simple Appalachian State can do it. Not worried a bit.
  10. OSU_Fisherman

    OSU_Fisherman Bassin' Buckeye

    I heard that Les has a few years left on his contract, but he can opt out of it and not have to pay a dime... UNLESS he goes to coach at M*ch*gan. Supposedly, if he takes a job at M*ch*gan then he has to pay LSU $1.8Million. Not too sure about my source (co-worker), but I hope its true.
  11. Q: What is the worst thing about being a Buckeye Fan?

    A: Calling your dad to tell him that you're gay.
  12. Hook N Book

    Hook N Book The Original Hot Rod Staff Member

    :D :D :D ;)
  13. Bassnpro1

    Bassnpro1 OSU outdoorsman

    How many batteries does it take to shock a Wolverine?

  14. DarbyMan

    DarbyMan Seize the day

    Boy howdy, that's a good one. That has to be the most clever, most original, funniest joke ever. Only a genius could come up with something that awesome. I, for one, am in awe of your comic ingenuity. I can't imagine the amount of brainstorming that joke took. How many rough drafts you must have gone through, I couldn't imagine.

    Only a U of M grad could compete with that kind of superior comic genius.
  15. Bassnpro1

    Bassnpro1 OSU outdoorsman

    Why do Michigan grads put their diploma on their dashboard?

    So they can park in handicap spots
  16. Like contracts matter in sports any more (see Nick Saban)!!!
  17. Thats a good one:D
  18. krustydawg

    krustydawg KrustyDawg

    Once upon a time, there was a season when neither Ohio State nor Michigan made a post-season bowl game.

    It seemed so unusual that the teams figured there should be some sort of competition anyway.

    So they got together and decided on a week-long ice-fishing competition.

    On the first day, Ohio State caught 100 fish and Michigan caught none.

    On the second day, Ohio State had caught 200 fish and Michigan still had zero.

    The Michigan coach (LLLoyd Carr), suspecting cheating, dressed one of his players (Michael Hart) in scarlet and gray and sent him to the Ohio State camp to act as a spy.

    At the end of the day, Hart came back to report.

    "Are they cheating?" asked LLLoyd.

    "They sure are," Hart said. "They're cutting holes in the ice!"
  19. That's a good one Krusty. :D