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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by mrfishohio, Oct 2, 2004.

  1. mrfishohio

    mrfishohio Recovering Fishaholic

    Every Saturday morning he's going fishing. He gets up early and eager, makes
    his lunch, hooks up his boat
    and off he goes...all day long.
    Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
    lunch made, puts on his long johns,
    grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and
    down the driveway he goes.
    Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
    downpour. There is snow mixed in with
    the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
    Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and
    turns the TV to the weather
    channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts
    his boat back in the garage, quietly
    undresses and slips back into bed.
    There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
    and whispers, "The weather out
    there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies.................
    "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap ?"
  2. rockbass

    rockbass Banned

    That is absolutely rotten! I love it! :D