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Fishing story

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    On Saturday morning he gets up early.

    He puts on his long johns.

    He dresses quietly.

    He gets his lunch made, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up
    his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.

    Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
    downpour.

    There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

    Minutes later, he returns to the garage.

    He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
    He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts the boat
    back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

    There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
    anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

    To which she sleepily replies "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
    fishing in that crap?" :D