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Fish Story

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by roxykmg, Oct 20, 2008.

  1. Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly,
    made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into
    the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out
    into a torrential down pour.
    The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,
    turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

    I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
    I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

    My loving wife of 20 yrs replied:

    "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shxt?"

    I still don't know to this day if she was joking........

    But...I have stopped fishing.