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fights start over simple words

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Fish2day, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. Fish2day

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    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
    She asked, What's on TV?

    I said, Dust.

    And then the fight started...

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    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 Seconds.'

    I bought her a scale.

    And then the fight started...

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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
    I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
    at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
    'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split
    up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

    ''My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
    Celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started...