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fights start over simple words

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Fish2day, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. Fish2day

    Fish2day member

    My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
    She asked, What's on TV?

    I said, Dust.

    And then the fight started...


    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
    She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 Seconds.'

    I bought her a scale.

    And then the fight started...


    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and
    I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
    at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
    'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split
    up many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

    ''My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
    Celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started...