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Fellas, compliment your wives/girlfriends

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by sporty, Sep 6, 2007.

  1. sporty

    sporty OGF Team - Charter Member

    A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

    The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

    He never heard the shot....
     
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  2. haha, that's a good one.
    doesn't get you any but still fun.
     

  3. now thats priceless
     
  4. katfish

    katfish Cats are where it's at!

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    My wife asked if her dress made her look fat.

    I replied "no"

    In retrospect I think I should have stopped there.
    But I added :

    It's that darned mirror:eek:
     
  5. There are certain questions that should never be answered. I remember reading an article on husbands and wives, and the question was from a wife to her husband was something like this..."do you think that so and so is pretty?" The recommended response from the husband should be something like this..."yes dear, she is pretty, but she's not nearly as good at making love as you are!"
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