Emergency Room Visit

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by captnroger, Nov 18, 2008.

  1. captnroger

    captnroger OGF Webmaster

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.


    "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake."


    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.


    "Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"