Egghead Joke

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Columbusslim31, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Columbusslim31

    Columbusslim31 Student of Finjitsu

    A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
  2. triton175

    triton175 STX 206 Viper

    Well, the rest of your jokes were good.

  3. Wannabitawerm

    Wannabitawerm Flatulent Entreprenuer

    There's 2 minutes I'll never get back.

    (I like that one. That'll be a good one for the kids.)