Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a > couple of bottles of Budweiser. > The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum > police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here > beers!" > Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish > drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our > foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat." > What fer?" asked Bubba. > Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl. > Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and > put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the > roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?" > No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels... > Me and Bubba's on the Patch."