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Earl and Bubba

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by boatnut, Jul 7, 2007.

  1. Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a

    > couple of bottles of Budweiser.
    > The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a
    dadgum
    > police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
    > beers!"
    > Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
    > drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our
    > foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat."
    > What fer?" asked Bubba.
    > Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.
    > Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and
    > put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the
    > roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?"
    > No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels...
    > Me and Bubba's on the Patch."
     
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