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Dorothy and Edna

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.

    Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a
    date. I know you went out with him last week, and I
    wanted to talk with you about him beforeI give him my
    answer."

    Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment
    punctually at 7P.M. , dressed like such a gentleman in a
    fine suit, and he brought me such
    beautiful flowers! Then, he took me downstairs, and
    what's there but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed
    chauffeur and all. Then he took me out
    for dinner, and such a marvellous dinner it was, lobster,
    champagne, dessert, and after dinner drinks. Then we
    went to see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it
    so much I could have just died from pleasure!
    So then, we came back to my apartment and he turned
    into an ANIMAL!
    Completely crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress,
    and had his way with me two times!"

    Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So, are you are telling me
    I shouldn't go out with him?"

    Edna: "No, no, no, I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"