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Divine Retributon

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, May 24, 2004.

  1. Worm Drowner

    Worm Drowner Banned

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    A drunken man who reeked of booze sat down on a subway seat next to a
    priest.
    The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
    and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
    opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to
    the priest and asked," Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

    "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women,
    too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
    prostitutes and lack of bath."

    "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
    apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

    ”I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."<!-- end sanitized html -->
     
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  2. Hook N Book

    Hook N Book The Original Hot Rod Staff Member

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    That reminds me of the one about the lady who was running late for the early Sunday service. Just as she arrived at the church steps she trips and falls. About that time a young fellow that lives down the street from her comes by and ask her if she's alright. She responds "yes" and then she ask " Is Mass out?" He says " No, but your hat is a little crooked" :D