Dinner Joke

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Capt.Muskey, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. Capt.Muskey

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    A lepar walks into a bar

    and sits down to have a drink.

    The man next to him sips his beer, looks over at the lepar and covers his mouth in disgust.

    The lepar noticing the man says, " hey buddy if I am offending you I will leave."

    The man says, " oh no, your not the problem go ahead and enjoy your drink."

    The man takes another sip of his beer, looks over at the lepar again and

    almost pukes.

    Upon seeing this the lepar once again offers to sit else were.

    The man tells the lepar," No No its not you, please just sit and enjoy your drink."

    The man takes one more sip of his beer, looks over at the lepar
    and pukes all over the floor.

    The lepar stands up and yells," Thats it man I realize I offend alot of people, I'll just drink some were else.

    The man says," No please, I swear it's not YOU, sit down and let me buy you a drink."

    Then the lepar says," Okay man if it's not ME, then whats YOUR problem?"

    The man replys," its that guy next to you, he keeps dipping his doritos in your back." :(
     
  2. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit....