Did'ya ever wonder

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by snake69, Dec 25, 2007.

  1. snake69

    snake69 Equal opportunity fishing

    Did You Ever Wonder?
    - Can you cry under water?

    - How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    - If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    - Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    - Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    - Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

    - Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    - What did cured ham actually have?

    - How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?