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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Shortdrift, Jan 16, 2005.

  1. My youngest daughter Patti (26) gave me a fishing dictionary for Christmas which I would like to share with you by posting a new and different angling definition each week. :)

    ANGLER..... One of two cold, wet, devious,and tempermental creatures of somewhat limited intelligence found at either end of a fishing line. See fish.

    FISH.....Remarkable aquatic animal typically weighing less than 10 pounds which, without gear or tackle, or equipment of any kind and using nothing more than hypnotic suggestion, can easily lure an angler as much as 50 times its size, tens or even hundreds of miles into inhospitable terrain or unfamiliar waters, and keep him there for hours with nothing more than a couple of false rises and a few practiced flicks of its tail.

    Your observant servant.....Shortdrift :)
     
  2. Oh my... :eek: this could get [​IMG] ugly [​IMG]
     

  3. If That Dont Put A Smile On Your Face! :D :D