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Deer Joke :)

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by krustydawg, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. krustydawg

    krustydawg KrustyDawg

    An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.

    8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does,
    we're really getting along.

    4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my
    5, they really take care of me!'

    Button buck says, 'My two are alright, better
    than nothing I guess.'

    Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical
    buck walks out into the field. The three bucks had never
    seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big
    buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone
    pole and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks
    looked on in amazement.

    8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4
    does... Who really needs 10 anyways?

    4 pointer says, 'You know...come to think of
    it, I could only really use one or two of mine!'

    The button buck was silent; the other two bucks look over to him in confusion. Suddenly the yearling runsout into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts & weezes,
    rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean
    off! Then he runs back over to his two buddies. His friends
    immediately jump him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'

    'I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch
    knows I'm a buck!'
     
  2. tego

    tego

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    that is a good one
     

  3. ezbite

    ezbite the Susan Lucci of OGF

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    hahahaha, i busted up on that one.