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Deer Camp

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by ShakeDown, Aug 30, 2007.

  1. ShakeDown

    ShakeDown OGF Staff Staff Member Admin

    Dunno if this has been posted before....

    > The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
    > wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it
    > wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
    > voted to take turns.
    >
    > The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
    > with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
    >
    > They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
    >
    > He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
    > night."
    >
    > The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
    > thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
    >
    > They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
    >
    > He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him
    > all night."
    >
    > The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
    > player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
    > and bushy tailed, looking well rested.
    >
    > "Good morning," he said.
    >
    > They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
    >
    > He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed
    > and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night "<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
     
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  2. Thats GREAT!!! I am in tears now.