Dear Dad

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Lewis, Feb 12, 2005.

  1. Lewis


    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
    nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
    propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"

    With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
    with trembling hands:

    Dear Dad,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
    to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
    mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
    nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle
    clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said
    that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her as she is
    so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a
    stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more
    children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

    Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
    growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
    and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
    a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
    myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
    your grandchildren.

    Your son,

    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.

    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
    report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is
    safe for me to come home.
  2. hahahaa.... oldie but goodie... THANKS for the read