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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by mrfishohio, May 24, 2004.

  1. mrfishohio

    mrfishohio Recovering Fishaholic

    You'll love it..............


    What to do if someone tries to break-in



    I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

    I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
    SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
    I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
    TO THE BACK DOOR.

    I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

    I OPENED THE DOOR
    AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

    I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
    WHERE I HEARD HIM
    STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.


    I TURNED THE CORNER
    AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.


    I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
    AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

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    Yep.
    It Was A Cat Burglar.
     

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  2. That's the best one i've seen yet!!!! lol