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Curtain rods/ Beware guys!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Aug 19, 2004.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    The curtain rods
    > >
    > > > > She spent the first day packing her belongings into
    > > > > boxes, crates and suitcases.
    > > > >
    > > > > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect
    > > > > her things.
    > > > >
    > > > > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at
    > > > > their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put
    > > > > on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound
    > > > > of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
    > > > > Chardonnay.
    > > > >
    > > > > When she had finished, she went into each and every
    > > > > room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells,
    > > > > dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.
    > > > >
    > > > > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
    > > > >
    > > > > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all
    > > > > was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the
    > > > > house began to smell.
    > > > >
    > > > > They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing
    > > > > the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents,
    > > > > and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were
    > > > > hung everywhere.
    > > > >
    > > > > Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
    > > > > canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
    > > > > days, and in the end they even paid to replace the
    > > > > expensive wool carpeting
    > > > >
    > > > > Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to
    > > > > visit...
    > > > > Repairmen refused to work in the house...
    > > > > The maid quit...
    > > > >
    > > > > Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and
    > > > > decided to move.
    > > > >
    > > > > A month later, even though they had cut their price in
    > > > > half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky
    > > > > house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local
    > > > > realtors refused to return their calls.
    > > > >
    > > > > Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from
    > > > > the bank to purchase a new place.
    > > > >
    > > > > The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were
    > > > > going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She
    > > > > listened politely, and said that she missed her old
    > > > > home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her
    > > > > divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house
    > > > > back...
    > > > >
    > > > > Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was,
    > > > > he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the
    > > > > house had been worth...But only if she were to sign
    > > > > the papers that very day.
    > > > >
    > > > > She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered
    > > > > the paperwork.
    > > > >
    > > > > A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood
    > > > > smirking as they watched the moving company pack
    > > > > everything to take to their new home...
    > > > >
    > > > > ...including the curtain rods.
     
  2. flathunter

    flathunter Mellons mentor


  3. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    :D :D never underestimate a the shrewdness of a woman. :eek: :D