Cowboy and Indian

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by steelmagoo, Jan 13, 2005.

  1. steelmagoo

    steelmagoo Enjigneer

    While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a conversation.
    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
    Indian: "Dog no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
    Dog: "Doin' alright."
    Indian: Look of shock.
    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
    Dog: "Yep"
    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Indian: Look of total disbelief.
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Indian: "Horse no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool."
    Indian: Extreme look of shock.
    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Indian.
    Horse: "Yes sir"
    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
    Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Indian: "Sheep liar."
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  2. That's BaaaaaHd.. Ewe funny! :D