Corporate Lessons #1

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Nov 8, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.
    He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
    crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The
    priest had a look and nearly had an accident.

    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her
    leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm

    The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced
    himself to remove his hand. Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her
    leg again.

    The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

    Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry, Sister, but the flesh
    is weak."

    Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meanful
    glance and went on her way.

    Upon his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a
    bible and looked up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up,
    you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you
    might miss a great opportunity!

    Man I need to get out fishing or hunting before I go nuts ! :(
  2. sounds like something that would happen to me!