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Corporate Lesson #2

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    A sales representative, an administration clerk, and the manager
    are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it
    and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually
    only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

    "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the
    Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's
    gone.

    In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want
    to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an
    endless supply of piña coladas, and the love of my life." Poof! He's
    gone.

    "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,
    "I want those two back in the office after lunch." Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.