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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by grdhandyman, Oct 21, 2007.
Confucius say, man who fishes in another man's well, ends up catching other man's crabs.....
Confucious Says: Old man who marry Young wife buy book for others to read...
Confucious say-he who goes through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
.........he who stands on toilet is high on pot.
.........he who loses girlfriends apartment key will get no new key.
Confucious Said: Woman who fly upside down in air plane have hairy crack up.
Since we're on the subject...!
Confucious says...Man who runs in back of car get's exhausted...!
Confucious says...Man who runs in front of car get's tired...!
Confucious says...Man who goes to sleep with sex problem, wakes with solution in hand...!
For you youngins...
Confucious says...Man who goes to bed with itchy a$$ wakes with stinky fingers...! So, take a bath/shower...!
Confucious says...Crowded elevators always smell different to a midget.
oldie but a classic...man who walks around with hand in pocket feels cocky all day
Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
Hers is a good book for all of you..........
"Trails In the Sand"
By Won Hung Lo
"Man who fart in church, sits in own pew"