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Confucius says!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by grdhandyman, Oct 21, 2007.

  1. Confucius say, man who fishes in another man's well, ends up catching other man's crabs.....
     
  2. 'Rude Dog

    'Rude Dog 'Tusc River Rat

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    Confucious Says: Old man who marry Young wife buy book for others to read...
     

  3. Hetfieldinn

    Hetfieldinn Staff Member

    Confucious say-he who goes through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.

    .........he who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    .........he who loses girlfriends apartment key will get no new key.
     
  4. Fishers of Men

    Fishers of Men Senior Member

    Confucious Said: Woman who fly upside down in air plane have hairy crack up.
     
  5. Hook N Book

    Hook N Book The Original Hot Rod Staff Member

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    Since we're on the subject...!

    Confucious says...Man who runs in back of car get's exhausted...!

    Confucious says...Man who runs in front of car get's tired...! :D

    And Lastly,

    Confucious says...Man who goes to sleep with sex problem, wakes with solution in hand...! :eek: :D
     
  6. Hook N Book

    Hook N Book The Original Hot Rod Staff Member

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    For you youngins...

    Confucious says...Man who goes to bed with itchy a$$ wakes with stinky fingers...! So, take a bath/shower...! :D
     
  7. ParmaBass

    ParmaBass Kiss The Converse

    Confucious says...Crowded elevators always smell different to a midget.
     
  8. 2talltim

    2talltim Bubby wanna be

    oldie but a classic...man who walks around with hand in pocket feels cocky all day
     
  9. Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
     
  10. Darwin

    Darwin If your gonna be a bear..

    Hers is a good book for all of you..........

    "Trails In the Sand"
    By Won Hung Lo

    ;)
     
  11. "Man who fart in church, sits in own pew"