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Chinese Sick Leave

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Snakecharmer, Feb 6, 2009.

  1. *CHINESE SICK LEAVE: 'I NO COME WOK TODAY!!!'*

    Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really
    sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

    The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
    today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
    sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you said and I feel
    great. I be at wok soon........ .You got nice house'
     
  2. Good one! Thanks for sharing.