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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by misfit, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    > Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the
    call.
    > The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year
    old
    > girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he
    > helped deliver the baby.
    >
    > Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed,
    and
    > after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his
    > little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
    >
    > The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3
    > year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
    >
    > Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
    first
    > place. Smack him again."