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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by JBJ, Apr 14, 2004.

  1. JBJ

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    > > > Blonde With Cell Phone
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    > > > This has to be one of the best blonde jokes I've
    > > > heard....
    > > > This will make all you technologically challenged people
    > > > feel GOOD.
    > > >
    > > > A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife,
    > > > Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
    > > > So he decided to buy
    > > > her a cell phone.
    > > >
    > > > He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its
    > > > features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored
    > > > her new phone.
    > > >
    > > > The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to
    > > > her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie,"
    > > > he said, "how do you like your new phone?"
    > > >
    > > > Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your
    > > > voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand
    > > > though..."!
    > > >
    > > > "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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