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Bumper stickers

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Feb 1, 2005.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Bumper Stickers
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Illiterate? Write For Help.
    > ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Honk If Anything Falls Off.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
    > Person.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
    > If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70
    >mph.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
    > Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Ax Me About Ebonics. ( My Favorite! - Cbro)
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Boldly Going Nowhere.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Heart Attacks God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
    > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    > AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :
    >
    > "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME
    >REASON
     
  2. Just herd this one today.
    ================================================================ Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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  3. rockbass

    rockbass Banned

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    Those are great! :D
     
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