Browns fan and Steeler fan having met while in the army remain steadfast friends except for their choice in teams. Steeler fan scores two fifty yard seats for first brown game at Hines field and invites his buddy to join him. After the game , the two exit the stadium still arguing about who got the best break. Then both of them notice a woman all spreadeagled in the parking lot. She is quite dead and very naked. The Browns fan goes to call the police. Suddenly a grizzled old cop and his rookie partner show up to investigate. The old vet outlines the body in chalk and shakes his head. When the Browns fan returns he notices that his buddy has covered the ladies most private parts with his Steeler hat. The rookie cop questions the two pals and goes to take notes about the corpse. After several trips around the body he keeps removing the cap and putting it back. The old vet growls at him " I think that enough ogling leave the poor woman some privacy. The rookie answers " It is not that. Everytime I looked under one these Steeler caps before there was an a$$ underneath. "