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Broccoli Casserole

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by bellyboater, Jan 16, 2009.

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    > > Broccoli Casserole
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    > > A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents'
    house
    > > for Christmas dinner.
    > >
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    > >
    > > This is to be her first time meeting the
    > family
    > > and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
    > >
    > > The woman is beginning to feel a little
    > > discomfort, thanks
    > >
    > > to her nervousness and the broccoli
    casserole.
    > > The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice,
    she
    > > decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
    > >
    > > It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table
    > heard
    > > the poof.
    > >
    > > Before she even had a chance to be
    > embarrassed,
    > > her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under
    the
    > > woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
    > >
    > > The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a
    big
    > > smile came across her face.
    > >
    > > A couple of minutes later, she was beginning

    > to
    > > feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much
    > louder
    > > and longer rrrrrip.
    > >
    > > The father again looked at the dog and
    yelled,
    > > 'Skippy!'
    > >
    > > Once again the! woman smiled and thought
    > 'Yes!'
    > > A few
    > > minutes later the woman had to let another
    > rip.
    > > This
    > > time she didn't even think about it. She
    let
    > a
    > > fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
    > >
    > > Once again, the father looked at the dog
    with
    > > disgust and yelled, 'Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!'
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    > > Send this to someone who needs a laugh.
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  2. Didn't see that one coming!! :D:D:D:D