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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by BiteMyLine, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. BiteMyLine

    BiteMyLine Just One More Cast

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    Bob works hard at the plant and spendstwo nights each week bowling and playsgolf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himselftoo hard, so for his birthday shetakes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them andsays, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's beento this club before. 'Oh no, ' says Bob. 'He's on my bowling team.' When they are seated, a waitress asksBob if he'd like his usual andbrings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasinglyuncomfortable and says, 'How did sheknow that you drink Budweiser?' I recognize her, she's the waitress fromthe golf club. I always have aBud at the end of the last nine, honey. A stripper then comes over their table,throws her arms around Bob,starts to rub herself all over him and says,'Hi Bobby. Want your usualtable dance, big boy? Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purseand storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain howthe stripper must have mistaken himfor someone else, but his wife is havingnone of it. She is screaming athim at the top of her lungs, calling himevery 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time!