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blondes and football

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Lewzer, Sep 6, 2005.

  1. Lewzer

    Lewzer Powderfinger

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    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25c
     
  2. Whaler

    Whaler Whaler

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    I'll bet she drove a little red car too!
     

  3. Hey did I hear everyone laughing at my wife?:D

    That is a good one. I honestly think my wife would know better than that but only because I had to educate her a bit on the sport.:rolleyes: