Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Mac, Dec 24, 2008.

  1. Mac


    A trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door.

    The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

    As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street.

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde.

    He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio & I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!