Blonde Equestrian

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by camotoe, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. A pretty young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding. She has never had a lesson and has no prior experience, but she didn't let that stop her from her quest. She eagerly mounts the steed and the horse immediately springs into action. He is galloping along at a steady and rhythmic pace when the blonde begins to slide down the side of the saddle. She tries to grab the horse's mane but cannot get a firm grip, and she then circles her arms about the horse's neck but still she is sinking lower and lower onto the horse's side. The horse continues his pace, impervious to his rider's dilemma. Finally giving up her frail grip, the blonde decides to leap away from the galloping horse and to throw herself to safety, but unfortunately her foot is caught in one of the stirrups, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. Her head strikes the ground over and over, and she is but moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, along comes Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter who recognizes her predicament and unplugs the horse. Andy you thought all they did was say "hello" to folks!

  2. Even my blond wife liked that one!