Bed Sheets

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by captnroger, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. captnroger

    captnroger OGF Webmaster

    Bed sheets

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of
    which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
    episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea
    and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
    sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started
    yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown
    things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a
    hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched
    the whole inciden t, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a

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