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Bear Hunting?

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by "J", Dec 20, 2004.

  1. "J"



    Frank was a hunter, one day he he went bear hunting. He
    spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder,
    and he turned round to see a big black bear. The black bear said,
    "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex."
    Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank
    Soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip
    where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on
    his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to
    him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two
    choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again,
    Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it
    would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he
    headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.
    He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He
    turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear
    said "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
  2. Darwin

    Darwin If your gonna be a bear..

    I have heard this one before, it is a classic!! :D