Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Bait shop

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her
    husband a fishing reel for his birthday. After
    selecting one, she inquired as to its cost. The owner
    replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm blind and cannot
    see what reel you have. If you drop it on the floor,
    I'll recognize it and be of more help."

    So she did just that. After hearing it hit the floor,
    the owner said, "That's the Johnson Model 9400. It'll
    be $40.00." The woman decided to take it so she went to
    pick it up off the floor. Upon bending over, she laid a
    stinky, squeaky fart. The owner rang up the sale and
    said, "That'll be fifty dollars."

    "Fifty dollars?!?!" the woman exclaimed. "You just told
    me that is was forty dollars a moment ago!" "Yes, I did", said the owner, "But that was for the
    reel. The duck call is another $7.50 and the stink bait
    is $2.50."
  2. rockbass

    rockbass Banned

    That is funny as hell!