An old man goes into his doctors office with a bad boil on his butt. The doctor comes in and looks at his boil. "I have a new doc that is learning with me. I will have him fix your boil!" the doc sys the the old man. The doc tells the new guy, "Prick his boil" The new doc goes into the room, and instructs the old man to take his pants off. The man figures he will, just because the boil is on his butt. He drops his pants. The new doc pulls out a pan of boiling water, and grabs the mans pecker, and puts it in the boiling water. The doctor walks in and yells at the new guy " I said prick his boil, not boil his......" Well, you get the picture.