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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by britt, Jul 1, 2004.

  1. britt


    A little girl asked her mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
    Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."
    "What's that mean?" asked the child.
    "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
    The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
    Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
    He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
    The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
    Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
    The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

    If we asked nice maybe Taft could raise the tax again. Prices go down for a couple of days and Wham---new gas tax.....