Another Golfing Story

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by UncleBud, Aug 1, 2004.

  1. UncleBud

    UncleBud Retired and Happy

    Jim and his friend Bill had an eight o'clock am tee time. Jim told his wife he should be home in the afternoon. Jim didn't show at home until nine that night. When his wife confronted him about so late, Jim explained that Bill had had a heart attack on the fourth tee and had died. Jim's wife said that was terrible, but that still didn't explian why he was so late. Jim replied, "Well, you know how it is. It was hit the ball and drag Bill. Hit the ball and drag Bill."