another blonde story

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by misfit, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. misfit

    misfit MOD SQUAD

    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
    flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to
    the car and asked, Are you going to San Diego ?"
    "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift ?" "Not for me. I'll be
    spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two
    chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.
    They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road
    all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I'll give you
    $100 for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two
    chimpanzees were ushered into the
    back seat of the blonde's car and
    carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went. Five hours later,
    the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly
    he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and
    holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.
    With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
    blonde.
    "What the hell are you doing here ?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take
    these chimpanzees to the zoo."
    "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over --- so
    now we're going to Sea World."