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An Old Fisherman's Advice

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by XeniaCatter, Jul 7, 2005.

  1. XeniaCatter

    XeniaCatter Member

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    * Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
    * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
    * Meanness don't jest happen overnight.
    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
    * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.
    * Every path has a few puddles.
    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.
    * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.
    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
    * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
    * The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'.
    * Always drink upstream from the herd.
    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
     
  2. bronzebackyac

    bronzebackyac Crick Smallie Fisherman

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    lotta good advice there. Now if I can just remember half of it. lol