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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by FireMurph, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
    throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.


    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
    while you chop.


    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
    sink.


    4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
    minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.


    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
    rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
    afraid to cough.


    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
    and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
     
  2. harle96

    harle96 Draggin Meat

    I've tried some of those..they will work.:)