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Airport Fun

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Shortdrift, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
    Some of you will enjoy this more than others... Southerners can be so
    polite!

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
    eastbound on runway 9R

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
    infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land
    westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
    runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

    Pause...

    Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
    GOING IN
    OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,
    PLEASE."

    Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
    careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "