Airline Joke

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Shortdrift, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport .

    The pilot comes on the intercom,

    'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa.

    I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you
    enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'.

    He forgets to switch off the intercom.

    Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the

    The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot,

    'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?'

    'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the
    hotel, take a big crap....then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with
    the huge [filtered] out for dinner....

    I 'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and
    give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long.'

    Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and
    immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out
    who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about.

    Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of
    the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the
    cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips
    over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

    The old lady leans over and says:

    'No need to hurry, dear.

    He's gotta land the plane and take a [filtered] first."
  2. Darwin

    Darwin If your gonna be a bear..

    Good one Shortdrift!!:D