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Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Worm Drowner, May 3, 2004.

  1. Worm Drowner

    Worm Drowner Banned

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    "A diamond is forever."
    "Which is *exactly* how long you'll be
    hearing about it from the wife if you don't
    cough up the green for some ice, pal."

    "Built Ford tough"
    "It's an American version of tough; not *
    really* tough, like German cars are tough."

    "I can't believe it's not butter!"
    "Being around Fabio, for even a
    few seconds, makes you dumb
    as a post."

    "Pork; the other white meat"
    "When Charlton Heston starts screaming
    that it's people, don't say we didn't
    warn you."

    "An Army of one"
    "Can't be gay all by yourself, can ya?"

    "A diamond says you'd marry her all
    over again"
    You're too classy for a $50
    hooker every week."

    "Have it your way"
    "Think of us as your personal hamburger whore."

    "Just Do It"
    "We know you'll never get off the couch
    lard-ass; just buy the friggin' shoes."

    "The new way to office"
    "The half-assed way to slogan."

    "It's so chunky, you'll be tempted to
    eat it with a fork."
    "Those damn slicing machines are
    still dumping way too
    many body parts in our soups!"

    "Must-see TV"
    "Yeah, what else are you gonna do,
    Shakespeare? Read?!"

    "Calgon, take me away!"
    "I've got my Mr. Showerhead poised for action."

    "Like a rock"
    "God knows we weren't selling many pickups
    with that Boy George tune."
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  2. Fishman

    Fishman Catch bait???

    "A diamond is forever."
    "Which is *exactly* how long you'll be
    hearing about it from the wife if you don't
    cough up the green for some ice, pal."


    boy aint that the truth. I've been dating my girlfriend for about 5 years and a half, and I've yet to pop the question. I'm still a college student, just waiting till i get a full time job.