"A diamond is forever." "Which is *exactly* how long you'll be hearing about it from the wife if you don't cough up the green for some ice, pal." "Built Ford tough" "It's an American version of tough; not * really* tough, like German cars are tough." "I can't believe it's not butter!" "Being around Fabio, for even a few seconds, makes you dumb as a post." "Pork; the other white meat" "When Charlton Heston starts screaming that it's people, don't say we didn't warn you." "An Army of one" "Can't be gay all by yourself, can ya?" "A diamond says you'd marry her all over again" You're too classy for a $50 hooker every week." "Have it your way" "Think of us as your personal hamburger whore." "Just Do It" "We know you'll never get off the couch lard-ass; just buy the friggin' shoes." "The new way to office" "The half-assed way to slogan." "It's so chunky, you'll be tempted to eat it with a fork." "Those damn slicing machines are still dumping way too many body parts in our soups!" "Must-see TV" "Yeah, what else are you gonna do, Shakespeare? Read?!" "Calgon, take me away!" "I've got my Mr. Showerhead poised for action." "Like a rock" "God knows we weren't selling many pickups with that Boy George tune.".