About GUNS!!!!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Shortdrift, Jan 8, 2008.

  1. As John Steinbeck once said.
    1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

    2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

    3. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

    4. When seconds may count, the cops are just minutes away.

    5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do carry a .45?". The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a .46."

    6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity!!!

    7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?"
    "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."

    8. Beware the man who only has one gun.

    I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house, - to which I said I did.
    She said "well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets.

    "She then asked, "Are you that afraid of some one evil coming into your house?"

    My reply was, "No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching afire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."

    An unloaded gun, . . . is just a club.

  2. ezbite

    ezbite the Susan Lucci of OGF

    i really like #5 and #7
  3. rolland

    rolland Fishing Noob

    I have to agree, I likes 5 the best