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About Eino

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by TheKing, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. Eino--a Finnlander from Cook County in northern
    Minnesota-- was an older, single gentleman who was
    born and raised a Lutheran.

    Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his
    outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

    Now, all of Eino's neighbors were Catholic.....and
    since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating
    meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled
    venison steaks was causing such a problem for the
    Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
    priest.

    The priest came to visit Eino, and suggested that
    Eino convert to Catholicism. After several classes and
    much study, Eino attended Mass.....and as the priest
    sprinkled holy water over Eino, he said, "You were
    born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are
    Catholic."

    Eino's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday
    night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
    venison filled the neighborhood.

    The priest was called immediately by the neighbors
    and, as he rushed into Eino's yard, clutching a rosary
    and prepared to scold Eino, he stopped in amazement
    and watched......

    There stood Eino, clutching a small bottle of water
    which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat,
    and chanted: "You were born a deer, and raised a deer,
    but now you are a walleye."
     

  2. snake69

    snake69 Equal opportunity fishing

    Works for me, although I'd hate to give up either one!

    "Fish Control My Brain" :B Snake
     
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  3. Whaler

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